Hubs: I'm your rock.
Me: If my rock was pumice.
Hubs: That's awesome! I'm a rock that floats. I could be your life saver!
Me: What I need is an anchor...
Hubs: *Pout*
Me: If my rock was pumice.
Hubs: That's awesome! I'm a rock that floats. I could be your life saver!
Me: What I need is an anchor...
Hubs: *Pout*